Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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