(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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