They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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