If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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