he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
it was like eating out sand paper
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
