Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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