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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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