I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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