He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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