I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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