Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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