is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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