They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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