either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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