Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
handjob tips. give me some.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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