I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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