Having a random hookup so left but love u
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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