Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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