yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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