Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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