Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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