If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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