gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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