you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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