love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Shame - the story of my life.
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