The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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