I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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