i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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Green mimosas i think yes
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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