We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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