Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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