Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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