? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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