I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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