I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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