just come out here and I will go home with you...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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