I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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