Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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