is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox