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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.

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  Why? Who won?

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  we don't know. we ran out of oranges.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.

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  So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.

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• (626): View more from California

  I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.

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  Braid them armpits, sister.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm

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• (646): View more from New York

  Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask

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• (760): View more from California

  Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from

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