I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage