Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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He went soft
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?