Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.