He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??