normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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