my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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