Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You need Xanax blowdarts
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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