Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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