The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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