were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Can you bring me the toilet please
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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