wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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