a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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