I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
The adults are the big ones right?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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