She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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