But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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