Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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