How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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