I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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