thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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